Soft winter wheat, distilled 3000 times using triple pure certified diamonds and old cheesecloth. The popular conception of the perfect vodka. Magic alcohol that you can add to whatever to make you drunk without any real commitment. Because really, who wants to actually enjoy your alcohol when you can go from zero to throwing up for the price of a bottle of pinnacle birthday cake vodka? But vodka itself can be pretty cool. There’s a balance between alcohol heat, sweetness, and texture that’s sort of fascinating. I don’t know how this intro really fits in, but Vape Train made a vodka flavor.