Vape Train Milk Fresh

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I grew up in a milk family. I have professional experience with milk. Awful confession, I think it’s profoundly weird stuff. I’ll cook with it but even then I prefer half and half or denser. I mean, why not add the extra fat? Cream is delicious in most of it’s permutations… but miss me with that milk stuff. Milk fat percentage of 3.25% or under? Maybe if you’re 7, but children need the delicious milk fat so they can become large and gorgeous.

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Vape Train Cookies & Cream

VTcookies-cream

“Cookies & Cream” means Oreos or some other unofficial doppleganger. This is the way that world works. I understand that both “Cookies” and “Cream” have their own meaning, but that combination means that you’re talking about chunks of Oreos involved somewhere. This is a thing that is known. This concentrate involves no chocolate. We are already through the looking glass.

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Vape Train Vanilla Cream

VT-Vanilla-Cream

Vanilla Cream” is a loosely defined genre. Most “vanillas” are the very least creamy, as in they have more body than just straight vanillin. Most of your big time vanillas have some kind of thicker, creamy base. The only straight vanillas, or vanillas that won’t really affect your texture that I’ve run into are Flavourart Vanilla Bourbon, Flavorah Vanilla Bean, and just basic Vanillin / Ethyl Vanillin. So Vanilla Cream is sort of functionally redundant. This is a solid entry in the canon though.

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