Vape Train Parano Carrot


Carrot cake is a profile that mixers use as a cautionary tale. They whisper in hushed tones about how, if they could finally nail a carrot cake, the heavens themselves would part and they would ascend to a throne constructed entirely of vape money Lambos and HEMO stabwood squonkers. Oh, if only they could capture the objectively odd combination of baked carrot, spice, cream cheese icing, and nuts! It always ends with the gnashing of teeth at the relatively sad state of carrot flavors. Vape Train wants to help. They have a carrot, and it has an exotic varietal name. I don’t know if this is going to be the key to that mythical profile, but it’s a fairly solid fresh carrot flavor, all things considered.

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Vape Train Red Dates


I’ll be the first to admit I don’t eat a ton of dates. I realize I’m a boor, but that’s just how it shakes out. My mental picture of date flavor is basically dry, sweeter, and chewy fig, with some almost fermented nuttiness. Thinking about it, I should probably eat more dates. This lines up with that mental image real well. This is kind of awesome.

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